What movies have not aged well?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?

Dr No

-J W Pepper

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Is it safe to say that China is at least 30 years ahead of India?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?

You Only Live Twice

-”She is very sexyful!”

Diamonds Are Forever

We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What does it mean when someone is pretending to be me?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Ah so!”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

I’ve often wondered why fans aren’t deployed on GBBO during warm weather? I’ve seen too many desserts melt (and bakers too…). (I live in Pompano Beach and we try to use fans in lieu of AC as much as possible).

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why is the government destroying the homeless instead of helping them?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

If we do not know the name of the father of a child, e.g. a foundling, an illegitimate, etc., then to whom should the bin or the binti of the child's name be applied?

A View to a Kill

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Would you let your son wear leggings to school?

Moonraker

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?